How to accidentally break your laptop?

I have the HP 3 year accidental break plan, and now my laptop is in very poor condition, so I want to do something that will completely destroy it, but something that looks natural. It says it covers things like coffee spill and drops. It is not fair that my 2 year old laptop is in very poor condition, even thought I took care of it.

Thank you

poor condition = half screen is brighter than the other, some keyboards dont work, gets very hot---------it is only 2 years old, it is a bad laptop from HP, I deserve a new one because it is not my fault that HP gave me a lousy laptop

Answers:
my sister's boyfriend bought a laptop and broke it beyond repair 4 days later by pulling it off a coffee table when he got up to get a coffee. Don't know if all laptops are the same inside but if done right say with "a pliers" grab the jack and snap the motherboard inside this would leave the laptop not worth repairing, resulting in a new computer
I don't know ...
Turn it on, walk with the LCD open to a top of a flight of stairs. Have a friend bump you so you accidentally drop it.

Good luck, hopefully they don't pro-rate the value of the old one to the cost of a new one.
Spill coffee on your floor and drop the computer on it
Your the reason why insurance policies cost so much.

Save up the money and buy yourself a new laptop, no matter what way you look at it, its fraud because you are ripping someone off immorally
It still is fraud. Why don't you contact HP, explain your problems to them and see what they can do for you?
The screen and keyboard problems should be covered by the accidental break plan as it is.

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